Where the hell is the remote control?

ETA: *lol* For those that are wondering wtf is that,it's lj's new auto-post thingy I'm putting it behind a cut,cause it's almost novel-length ;P
The mangled English rambling about airports's not mine!*l* It was a repost from the Apo site.Also-this thing managed to mention almost all of my male fannish interests *scratches head*
( quite pointless auto-post :)) )